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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

La Table

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

You've Had Enough!

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Two vegans, please."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Allegro con molto espresso

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign