Cafeteria Aficionado Pillows

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

La Table

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

You've Had Enough!

"Two vegans, please."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"