Lover Of Quaint Places Pillows

"I'd say business was brisk."

Letter Collecting Nerd

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

The Cattle show Week.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

The Lesser Pyramids

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

Cottage Industry

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Glad we moved out of the City

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Builders discussing a new chimney

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand."

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

Staycation holidays...

A white cat in a hole

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

'Like it?'

'Old Timeshare Cottage.'

Avocadodo

Man dining in Greenwich

A Painter Paints A Landscape Observed By Two Locals.

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'

A Norfolk Dumpling.

Out of Town Theme Pub next to Rural Pub

Welcome to Tuleville! Absolutely NO sticks-in-the- mud!

Echo Point

'Don't wait up - I'll probably doze off in the book bunker.'

Welcome! HOBNOB Your friendly chatty town!

"One more crack about bumpkin architecture and I'm taking you to the cruel, cruel sea."

"Rule number 1 when handling sex toys: Never Use Helium in Inflatable Sex Dolls."