Artisanal Inn Lover Pillows

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I'd say business was brisk."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Cheesemaker

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

William Morris

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Get rid of that ugly wind turbine or we'll burn the place to the ground!'

Now at the Farmers' Market

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

Gentrification of the fridge

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

En Pointe.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Glass Production

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

Patient looks at doctor's head: 'Hang on, if you're a real doctor how come that thing says 'Arctic Monkeys' on it?'

"What about this lucky stone?"

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock