Artisanal Inn Lover Gifts

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I'd say business was brisk."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cheesemaker

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

William Morris

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Get rid of that ugly wind turbine or we'll burn the place to the ground!'

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

Now at the Farmers' Market

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

Gentrification of the fridge

En Pointe.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

Glass Production

"What about this lucky stone?"

Patient looks at doctor's head: 'Hang on, if you're a real doctor how come that thing says 'Arctic Monkeys' on it?'

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

Santa's Workshop: Elves' Artisan Co-Op