Online Shopping Aficionado Mugs

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'

'Excuse me, but is now the right time for the surgeon to be buying an RV online?'

Santa's workshop

'Yeah, well, mate, that's the problem with internet shopping...things sometimes look different when they arrive.'

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

Medicine Cabinet.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Yes Sir! I have just shipped your order."

"Would you mind telling me what customers who bought this item also bought?"

'I think it's time you discuss the facts of life with your son. he's been telling his classmates you got him on eBay.'

Santa Amazon and the Christmas slaves were diligent again.

E-blubber shopping bucket.

'Can I help you?'

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

"I searched online for a used dryer and now I have lint coming out my phone. Whoever owned it apparently didn't clean the vent before listing it."

Your order update: awaiting fulfillment

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Amazon Drone Delivery

"Here's your food delivery, you bone-idle bastard."

"The boss says we should concentrate on our core competencies. So I'll soon be earning my money by shopping online, drinking coffee, and sleeping in the office!"

'Please enter your credit card number, then sign on the dotted line...'

On Lion Shopping

Christmas Shopping

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Internet sales tax

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

This is the twenty-first century, silly --- Log onto eBay and make a bid!

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

Amazon Delivery to a Nest