Shopping Fanatic Mugs

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

'Who will you be celebrating Black Friday with this year?'

'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'

'What a salesman! He could sell a double bed to the Pope!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

"You shouldn't say 'knackered' grandma."

"Typical, you can't resist anything with 10% off."

Rockets in Bath.

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Online Shopping.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'