Merchandising Aficionados Mugs

'...and would you like to upgrade today's payment with your x-rays on a t-shirt, coffee mug, or photo package?'

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Joined at the hipster.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Sale.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Supply Chain

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Online Shopping.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

The Mummy's Purse...

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."