Local Market Enthusiast Prints

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

'Duh!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Wall Street Couch

See you at the farmers market!

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Jumping Wall Street.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'Fresh eggs!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

High end of the market...

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."