Home Market Explorer Gifts

Sold at almost the price we bought it for

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

At the market

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Realty. Remember

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Jack and the Beanie stock.

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

"Frank?"

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

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