Housing Market Explorer Gifts

'Step into my time machine, and we'll travel back to when you could get a mortgage on your salary.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"This one is a steal at 1.5 Million."

'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'

'Do you have a house for under £70 a week? Yes and I intend to continue living there.'

The Movers Strip - Loft living

'Can I still borrow some of that housing money no one was expected to pay back?'

"I love what you've done to the house."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

An exaggeration of estate agents

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

Real Estate Personals

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'It's all about location, location, location!'