Housing Market Analyzer Gifts

Limbo Acres - A great place to live while wondering where to go next.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

An exaggeration of estate agents

Real Estate Personals

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Home Foreclosed Home.

Repossessions

House hunting is cruel.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

Turtle Home

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Dog Realtor