Housing Market Analyzer Mugs

Limbo Acres - A great place to live while wondering where to go next.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

Real Estate Personals

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'It's all about location, location, location!'

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Repossessions

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Turtle Home

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

House hunting is cruel.

Dog Realtor

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'