Housing Market Analysts Gifts

Foreclosure

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

House hunting is cruel.

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"We just need more wiggle room."

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"We've townsized."

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."