Housing Policy Analysts Gifts

"The government promised to replace any housing stock we had to sell...Unfortunately they wouldn't commit to WHERE!"

Offshoring

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

House hunting is cruel.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'We looked at a variety of options for allocating money to the voluntary agencies...and letting them fight it out was by far the cheapest.'

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'My bubble burst!'

UK house prices drop by 1.3%

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

'Does my boom look big in this?...'

"Ha! Buying a house just so you can live in it. I'll never understand young people."

'But on the bright side, I never worry about the housing booms and bubbles.'

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

Foreclosure

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'