Housing Explorer Gifts

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'I admire your floatibility.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Real Estate Personals

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Realty. Remember

'They're playing house.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

UP Again: Housing Prices.

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

New Homes

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

Turtle Eviction

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge