Housing Explorer Gifts

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'I admire your floatibility.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Real Estate Personals

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'They're playing house.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

New Homes

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

Turtle Eviction

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'