Railway Explorers T-Shirts

"It's deeper by train"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Horror movies

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Boat wedding.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Cometh the Cow!

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."