Roadside Adventure Seekers Gifts

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we broke yet?'

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Car Journey.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Route 666.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'