Roadside Adventure Seekers Mugs

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Are we broke yet?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Confused drivers

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

Get ready ... Get set ...

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Route 666.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

(Direct to the Consumer)

Car Journey.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"