Road Tripping Gifts

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

Do not pass.

"Where ya headed?" "Wherever."

Directional signs: 'Pawtucket and Mawtucket'.

Welcome to Eureka.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Motor Tourism

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Now here's a place I like!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Camping.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.