Road Trip Prints

Man staring at a large confusing map

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

Motor Homes and Reading Material

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

"I told you if you fed the sea gulls they'd never leave us alone."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'I can never fold those things.'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'I spy with my little intelligence gathering app...'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Not a happy camper.

Signpost for petrol in the Desert

Entering California, Keep it Real.

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Scenic selfie site

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Motor Tourism