Furry Flyer Fan Pillows

'It was another dramatic dog fight between the deadly foes.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Licensed Therapist

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Pet a Puppy

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Puppy.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Dog Training.

Dog Love.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'Food fight!'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

You Know You're Old When...

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'