Faux Fur Fan Gifts

It bag and no knickers!

Figure Skating Competition

Kensington Fluffies

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Why Poodles Become Killers

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Clandestine cows.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

Bird grows leaves.

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Pet Shop. Caution: Objects In Window May Grow Larger Than They Appear.

"I'd love to but I'm stuck to the naugahyde."

Kangaroo in a plane.

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

The Trouble With Cloning

"Nice talking to you."

"Of course, it was cuter when he was a puppy."

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

March of the Ducklings

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

'Fake tan? Not me!'

"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

Goldfish Owner.