Fashion Faux Paw Fan Gifts

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'They sure have small litters.'

Kensington Fluffies

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Antler Buzzers.

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Clandestine cows.

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

It bag and no knickers!

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'