Fashion Faux Paw Fan Pillows

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'They sure have small litters.'

Kensington Fluffies

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Antler Buzzers.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Clandestine cows.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

It bag and no knickers!

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'