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"I'd love to but I'm stuck to the naugahyde."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Kensington Fluffies

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Jokes machine.

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"I'm in for observation."

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

It bag and no knickers!

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

In the houseplant cemetery.

Quilting Bee.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"You must be the artist."

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.