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"I'd love to but I'm stuck to the naugahyde."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Arts and crafts

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Kensington Fluffies

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Jokes machine.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

It bag and no knickers!

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

Michael McIntyre.

"I'm in for observation."

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

In the houseplant cemetery.

Quilting Bee.

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

David Letterman

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"You must be the artist."