Vintage Travel Fans Mugs

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"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

On holiday...

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Dead animal toupee.

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Elvis' autopsy

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

Furthest bounced drunk.

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'

Fuel economy.

New Electronic Warning Device for Pedestrians!

"My other carriage is a Landau."

"Turn right, don't forget to hand signal."

'Ye Olde Optician.'

"About this second hand set you sold me..."