Retro Travel Fans Mugs

'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cord cutter

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Biliard Enthusiast

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"We're here, Harry."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

The successful rubbernecker...

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

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