Retro Travel Fans Mugs

'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cord cutter

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Biliard Enthusiast

"We're here, Harry."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

The successful rubbernecker...

'I'd kill for concrete.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."