Retro Payment Fan Gifts

Supermarket queue for people who insist with paying with cheques

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"It's for you."

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

Connecting to the Cloud.

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Early Treadmills,

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

'A.A. Aardvark: Look me up in the phone book, I should be on the first page...'

The Early Internet

Joe Bob Edison, standing next to his greatest invention.

Man in office listening to portable radio.

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."