Postal Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Insufficient Postage

'I'd like to send this to Cleveland.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Macho man body building club.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

A parcel of postmen

'Posties' are out in all weathers!

Beware of the God