Postal Pun Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Insufficient Postage

'I'd like to send this to Cleveland.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Macho man body building club.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman delivering post

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'It's THEM!'

Beware of the God