Mailtime Lover Gifts

'Of course mail delivery seems slow. What do you expect from a 'Forever' Stamp?'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Mail's here."

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

The birth of junk mail.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Macho man body building club.

Literary rain

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

You've got snail.

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

You've Got Mail

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"I'm more of a day owl."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.