Email Aficionado Pillows

"Hi. My name is Barry, and I check my E-mail two to three hundred times a day."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"I wish I had spent more time responding to emails."

"Email tone is tricky... I can never tell if they're wagging."

'How am I going to check my email now..?'

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

Mail box has turned into an email center.

Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.

'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'Email'

"You've got pie."

'The principal will be with you shortly. He still has a few e-mail jokes to read.'

"It says this email may contain sensitive information. Actually, the the material seems insensitive."

"Emails keep disrupting me."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

'May I have your email address?'

Pre-email and Post-email.

"Don't forget to ask their e-mail address."

Your e-mail in the computer

Have your emails opened here - 10c each.

Post vs Email

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

"What a great class. I got an 'A' in forwarding e-mail jokes."

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

"I'm sure we're in all the same blind ccs."

'Eddie, I'm sorry to have to tell you: When I sign my e-mails 'Lol' it stands for 'lots of laughs'. . . not 'lots of loot.''

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

He'll be with you shortly. He only has a few more email jokes to read.

"Careful, dear! It might contain anthrax."

'It's hard to believe that I used to be a humble council road sweeper. Of course that was before I started getting all these emails asking me to share in the fortunes of deceased Nigerian finance ministers.'

"I love junk mail."

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"