Email Enthusiast Pillows

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'

'You have seven phone messages telling you to check your e-mail, and thirteen e-mails telling you to answer your phone.'

'I'm in constant contact with everyone involved, every step of the way. Well...I left a message.'

'We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy.'

Angel and devil advising on whether a man should open an email attachment.

"Hey, it's good to finally put a face to the obnoxious emails."

'You should check your e-mail more often. I fired you three weeks ago.'

'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

"Did you get my email?" "Was it the one about your text message?"

He replied all.

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

Some emails just can't be ignored.

"Hey - Craig - we must do email sometime."

"Got your e-mail, thanks."

'Happy Father's Day....send all.'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

Mailbox-computer

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

"Didn't you get my last email asking you to pass the sugar?"

'For Pete's sake, can't you just tell me instead of emailing me?'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

"You invented a time machine to come back and hit Reply instead of Reply All?"