Email Enthusiast Prints

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'You have seven phone messages telling you to check your e-mail, and thirteen e-mails telling you to answer your phone.'

'I'm in constant contact with everyone involved, every step of the way. Well...I left a message.'

'We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy.'

Angel and devil advising on whether a man should open an email attachment.

"Hey, it's good to finally put a face to the obnoxious emails."

'You should check your e-mail more often. I fired you three weeks ago.'

'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog

'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

"Did you get my email?" "Was it the one about your text message?"

He replied all.

Some emails just can't be ignored.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"Got your e-mail, thanks."

"Hey - Craig - we must do email sometime."

Mailbox-computer

"Didn't you get my last email asking you to pass the sugar?"

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'Happy Father's Day....send all.'

'For Pete's sake, can't you just tell me instead of emailing me?'

"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"

"You invented a time machine to come back and hit Reply instead of Reply All?"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

'You'd get a lot more work done if you didn't reply to every spam email with 'Thank you for your kind offer ...''

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'