Networking Aficionado Gifts

'Here's my card. Don't forget to tell your friends.'

Don't turn your first networking meeting into a sales pitch

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"I work for a 'Not-For-Profit' Business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for-profit' business..."

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"Insider trading is so last century, I prefer exclusive networking opportunities."

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

Small Talk Lounge

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

"I'm mainly here to petwork"

Internet Name Tags.

And remember, you're supposed to be promoting me!

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

Golf course deals - 'Rule of thumb: Anyone who has spent five hundred dollars for a putter, and two hundred for a lime green golf shirt, that's someone you want to get to know.'

'It's great having thousands of Facebook Friends, but I hadn't expected they'd all come for a visit at the same time!'

Men Networking

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

“I know a guy who knows a guy who knew this guy who knows two guys who knew our guy — trust me, it’s a piece of cake.”

"You're just toying with me, aren't you?"

"Have you ever done golf?"

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"