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"The boss hates our proposal, but on a positive note, he gave me a Facebook 'like' on my cheesy pesto bread!"

'I'm sorry, but you haven't got the job.'

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"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

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'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"He's networking again!"

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

"Sorry darling, you can't go for a kill tonight. It's census night, it would mess up the data!"

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

"Get names!"

"Let's not politicize how screwed we are."

'Your resume says you are an S.O.B. tell me more about that.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

'I hate networking.'

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"