Digital Nurse Gifts

"You want a glass of water...Hang on I think I've got an app for that!"

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'Well what do you know---opportunity no longer knocks, she Twitters'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Childhood Screen Addict

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Deposit phones here

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

Bones Reunited

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."