Digital Doctor Gifts

'Great news. There's a new, highly effective app for what you've got.'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

"Let me through! I'm admin!"

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

Kevin had a computer virus.

Information Virus.

I think the doctor will agree with me on this, Sir, you have Elephantitis!

"I just went online for tips to help my cold, and now apparently I'm dying."

"Ask Siri, if you want a second opinion!"

"Hmm. . . I think I see your problem. . ."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

Palm Top Readings

Bones Reunited

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

"You want a glass of water...Hang on I think I've got an app for that!"

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

'Nurse Nodnik will be live blogging the operation.'