Digital Nurse Prints

"You want a glass of water...Hang on I think I've got an app for that!"

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Childhood Screen Addict

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Deposit phones here

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

Bones Reunited

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'