Digital Connected Souls Gifts

WI-FI and HI-FI.

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Wifi in Hell

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Graduates on their phones

"Textin’"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

The Screeeen!

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

RAISED BY PHONES

Political Selfie

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"OMG! I just got born!"