Digital Connected Souls Gifts

WI-FI and HI-FI.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Textin’"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

RAISED BY PHONES

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

The Screeeen!

Political Selfie

"OMG! I just got born!"