Digital Age Embracer Gifts

"Before you take me away I just want to update my profile picture."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Two Generations of Readers

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"The times – They have a changed."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Buy my data $20"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background