Digital Age Embracer Gifts

"Before you take me away I just want to update my profile picture."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Did you get my tweet?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Two Generations of Readers

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Modern Life Blues

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"The times – They have a changed."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Statue of liberty selfie

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"All the better to ignore you with."