Digital Age Analyst Gifts

"It's 'cell phone elbow', we're seeing a lot of this nowadays."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Two Generations of Readers

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You are still here."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Go ask your search engine."

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."