Digital Age Analyst Gifts

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"It's 'cell phone elbow', we're seeing a lot of this nowadays."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Two Generations of Readers

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"You are still here."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Modern Life Blues

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

Modern Portrait Gallery

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

Statue of liberty selfie

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Go ask your search engine."