Digital Analyst Gifts

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"My email is down... talk to me."

The Anti-Agent

British savings accounts

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Fear/Knowledge

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Morning, all!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."