Alchemy Explorer Gifts

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I said slime."

The Frog Prince

"I'm still pre-literate."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Robot Painter

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

Robot Office Tasks

A man uses a PC with a brain.

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Invasion of privacy.'

Artificial Intelligence

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."