Alchemy Explorer Gifts

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"I said slime."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

The Frog Prince

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Robot Painter

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Cursing Scientist.

A man uses a PC with a brain.

Robot Office Tasks

'Invasion of privacy.'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Robo Sapiens

Artificial Intelligence

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'