Alchemy Lover Gifts

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I said slime."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Science And Society 1923

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

"I'd like to make a return."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"High Priest"