Alchemy Lover Pillows

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I said slime."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

Science And Society 1923

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'