Alchemy Admirer Pillows

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

'No elixir of life yet by my super strength lager's a belter!'

'Who invented gunpowder?'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Robot walking pet robot

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."