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What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

'No elixir of life yet by my super strength lager's a belter!'

'Who invented gunpowder?'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"There's the mailman!"